Dentist pulled the tooth out yesterday. But it’s always a good idea to demonstrate to your co-workers that you are capable of withstanding a tremendous amount of pain. Plus, it’s always fun to see Tom faint.
overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them
get to know me meme: [1/5] favorite male characters
↳ Andy Dwyer (Parks and Recreation)
I never had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was twelve. Jesus, does anyone?
Ladies, we have been docile too long. We are powerful,even though none of you have yet to believe it. […] If we embody our feminine might, intelligence with grace, strength with an iron will, no man can make us cower in our home
Well can’t we just laugh and joke around?
Remember cuddles in the kitchen
Yeah, to get things off the ground
And it was up, up and away
when he’s on the bed with handcuffs that’s actually in a webisode that you can watch here
and the episode where he streaks through the halls is in season 12, episode 34 called Ray of Light (2)